Upon realizing how much I badmouth in every 24 hours, I figured I should have a more detailed look at this problem (and maybe try to think of something to do about it). It's not quite surprising that my trash talks, as it turns out, are my most frequently used words every day. You don't have to admit, but there really are words that make you feel uneasy when you don't use them. They're a part of you. Just like the way you dress. And your food preference. Anyway, I came up with a list of words that I can't live each day without. Ranked according to frequency of usage. You ready? Here goes.
#5: Tangina-Mo-Ka! (TMK!) -- This is actually a single word. It's almost a ripoff from Putang Ina Mo! (PIM!), however, there's a huge difference between those two. For example, saying PIM! loud and clear to a friend may sound offending; thus it is more likely to be misinterpreted and may cause trouble. TMK! on the other hand is less messier and much more friendlier no matter how you say it. For example: instead of greeting a friend with a usual ohayo, you may simply throw a crunchy 'TMK! Late na naman tayo'. See? No harm done.
#4: Shiyet! -- A simple "shit" doesn't work for me. To convey my feelings, I need to put a little twist to it. Usage example: 'Shiyet! Angganda ng booty nun o!' (HAHAHA creativity sucks.) Shiyet is usually added in less important messages. Another example: 'Oh shiyet fuck me just like that oh yeah.'
#3: Bunang. -- One hell of an overdeveloped word. Contrary to popular belief, its origin is indeed known to mankind. Long ago, there was some dude with a speech sound problem who once said, 'Budang-Ina-Mu'. In another occasion he said, 'Bunang-Ina-Mu.' His friends heard this and they all spent 40 days and 40 nights thinking about how fun it is to randomly say bunang in the middle of a conversation. Usage example: 'Wala akong barya. Buuuunang!!!'
#2: Ukkininam. -- This is an Ilokano expression that evolved from Uki-ni-inam, which directly translates to Your mother's pussy. Uki-ni-inam sounds too lewd, but then people invented sicker ways of saying it, like Ukinnam and Okininam. Ukint-nam!!! is the most wicked form of the word, as it denotes anger. You can use any of these forms, though. It's perfectly safe. Usage example: 'Ukkininam gago, hindi ka na naman pumasok.'
#1: Animal. -- This word is just like Carbon Dioxide: it automatically escapes from my mouth. The stress is in 'mal'. Ani-MAL, just like when you say it in Panggalatok or Iloko. This is the most versatile word of them all, you can insert it in almost every statement you make. Usage examples:
Pare A: Pare inom tayo!
Pare B: Inom animal?
. . .
Pare A: Pare anong oras na?
Pare B: Lunchbreak na pare. Bakit?
Pare A: Gutom na ako animal!
. . .
Animal can also be used in a standalone manner. Example:
Pare A: Naiwan ko ata wallet ko pre...
Pare B: ANNIMAAAL!
